Waitress: "Today's special? Whoop-ass, with a side of beat-down."
In this video clip a bar customer tries to order off an unreceptive menu, by reaching to shove his money down the waitress' top. (h/t Josh M., again.) She responds appropriately, by vigorously blocking his extended arm, and stepping back.
He gets off his stool to pursue, and shenanigans ensue . . . :-)
My favorite part about this video (besides the waitress dropping the dummy on his ass with a menu swat) is that she never quite leaves the scene, but hovers around the background just in case he needs a second can of whoop ass.